Khmer Magazines 2014



How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.

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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."

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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?" "All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher. "Okay," said the Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars' worth."

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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples."

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"

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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you !' The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.

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Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.

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What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

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What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."

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