| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.' |
| Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !' |
| Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins ! |
| Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin! |
| Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does ! |
| First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose ! |
| Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name ! |
| Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors ! |
| Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's. |
| Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken? |
| So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother. |
| Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up! |
| A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.' |
