Khmer Magazines 2014



'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.'

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My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'

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Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

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Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.

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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

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Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

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Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.'

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My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

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How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

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Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

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My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

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Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

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First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

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Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?

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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.

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Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

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A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

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