Khmer Magazines 2015



Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."

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A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"

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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'

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Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!

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