Khmer Magazines 2014



What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"

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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'

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Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

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1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

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First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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