Khmer Magazines 2014



What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

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First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'

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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

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What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !

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