Khmer Magazines 2015



What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'

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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."

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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."

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A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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