Khmer Magazines 2014



Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."

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If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!

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Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

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What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.

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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

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A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where his had left his, saying just checking.!

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the car came into the pits. The youths went to work but the McLaren team boss noticed a real problem. Not only had the youths replaced all four wheels within four seconds, but within 10 seconds, they'd re-sprayed and re-numbered the car and sold it to the Ferrari Team!

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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."

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Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

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Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U- turn and drove up to them. "This is my husband," the old woman said. "He doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either."

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Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

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Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.

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