Khmer Magazines 2014



Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!

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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

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When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !

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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. - No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. - You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents. - Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile. - No cat or teenager shares you taste in music. - Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing. - Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry o n as if they did. - Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom. - Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture. - Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior. Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.

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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !

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What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.

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Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

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