Khmer Magazines 2015



Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !

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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

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When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

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Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

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