Khmer Magazines 2015



"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

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Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !

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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !

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What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1"

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

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When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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