| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets! |
| How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can ! |
| Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow ! |
| What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile ! |
| Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream |
| Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark ! |
| What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr ! |
| Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice! |
| Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk ! |
| What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe ! |
| Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti! |
| A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!" |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk ! |
| A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1" |
| When the cat's away.....? The house smells better ! |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar ! |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning ! |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award. |
| Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink ! |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message. |
| What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41 |
| When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse ! |
| Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue! |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue ! |
