Khmer Magazines 2014



When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

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Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !

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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude

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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

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What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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