Khmer Magazines 2014



"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

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What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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What looks like half a cat ? The other half !

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Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

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Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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