Khmer Magazines 2015



I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!

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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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