Khmer Magazines 2015



Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!

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Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.

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"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!

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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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