Khmer Magazines 2015



Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

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Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!

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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!

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Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.

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