Khmer Magazines 2014



How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.

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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

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One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

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Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.

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Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

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