Khmer Magazines 2014



If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever

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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

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Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!

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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

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I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

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What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

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