Khmer Magazines 2014



Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever

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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.

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