Khmer Magazines 2014



Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

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I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

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What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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