Khmer Magazines 2014



What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

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Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!

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What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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