Khmer Magazines 2015



Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow

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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!

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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

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Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

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Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

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