| What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk! |
| What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out! |
| Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow! |
| I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle! |
| What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull! |
| What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather. |
| A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered. |
| Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot! |
| Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher! |
| If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull! |
| A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now! |
| How does a cow do math? With a cowculator! |
| What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd. |
| How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A! |
| What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy! |
| What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together. |
| What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo! |
| What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully! |
| What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream! |
| Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay! |
| What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride! |
| What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood! |
| What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes! |
| What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney. |
| Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef! |
