Khmer Magazines 2015



What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!

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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

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What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow

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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

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