| Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute) |
| Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner! |
| What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango. |
| How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it ! |
| How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek). |
| An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast". |
| Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet ! |
| Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver ! |
| Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char! |
| Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-) |
| Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here." |
| What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like ! |
| What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet. |
| What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs. |
| Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide! |
| What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep ! |
| What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance. |
| I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other. |
| What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes ! |
| What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance. |
| There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around." |
| What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock. |
| Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight! |
| These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?'' |
| Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot ! |
