| How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent. |
| I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails! |
| How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail. |
| Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged. |
| How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail. |
| When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read. |
| I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox. |
| Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc. |
| Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman. |
| Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret. |
| How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers. |
| What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes. |
| How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet. |
| How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail! |
| How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat. |
| I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations! |
| How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail. |
| What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious. |
| What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely. |
| What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question. |
| Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly! |
| Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring. |
| Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail. |
