Khmer Magazines 2014



Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

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How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

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How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

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How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.

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How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

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How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.

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How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.

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I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

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How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

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How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

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I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

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How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.

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