Khmer Magazines 2014



Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

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What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

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What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

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Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !

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