Khmer Magazines 2015



Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

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What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

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Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !

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