Khmer Magazines 2014



Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'

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What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."

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What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

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What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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