Khmer Magazines 2014



What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

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What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

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Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !

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Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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