Khmer Magazines 2015



How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !

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Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !

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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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