Khmer Magazines 2015



Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

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What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

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Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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