Khmer Magazines 2015



What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !

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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'

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What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

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