Khmer Magazines 2015



What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

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Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !

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Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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