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Baby jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.

Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?

 

What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

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How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

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Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!

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When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

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Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

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Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

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