Dentist jokes
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the
tooth?
| What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies ! |
| Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it. |
| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste. |
| What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you! |
| Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business. |
| What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back |
| What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat ! |
| Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide. |
| What is a dentist's office? A filling station. |
| "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo." |
| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown. |
| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?! |
| How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level. |
| What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree ! |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. |
| What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula. |
| How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose ! |
| Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler. |
| What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops ! |
