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Dentist jokes

What was the dentist doing in
Panama?...Looking
for the Root Canal

 

What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

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Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.

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What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.

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Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !

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Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.

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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !

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A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"

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How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.

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How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

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