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Dentist jokes

What was the dentist doing in
Panama?...Looking
for the Root Canal

 

How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.

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A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."

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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.' 'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.' 'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor ansvered. 'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'

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Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

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Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!

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Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.

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