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Dentist jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...He was
already taking out a tooth

 

Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

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Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there. So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse. After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse.. When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear. The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.

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Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

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Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!" "Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!" Father and son left the school, and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me, son, did you do it?" '

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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky. Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered, .... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

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A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.' Well the Aggiess started laughing the minute the word was uttered but Harvard just smiled and prepared their short rhyme. One Harvard student stood up and for his group recited 'Through the desert all night we ride on camels walking two by two, Destination Timbuktu.' Well the crowd politely applauded - they knew the Aggies couldnt beat that and the Aggies just continued laughing throughout the whole process. One Aggie stopped giggling long enough to stand and read the team's effort. He said, 'Tim and I, a hunting went, we came upon three women in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I buk one and Timbuktu!'

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You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

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What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

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Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!

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