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Dentist jokes

Anyone know the six most frightening words in

the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."

 

"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

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Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.

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A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"

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If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.

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How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!

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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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