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Dentist jokes

Anyone know the six most frightening words in

the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."

 

Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!

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Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

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Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.

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Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.

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Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

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Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

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The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse." "But the squirrel?" asked the genie. "I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!"

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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