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Dentist jokes

Anyone know the six most frightening words in

the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."

 

Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !

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How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.

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What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.

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I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

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Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

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Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

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Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

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A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.

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What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wif e. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

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