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Dentist jokes

Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my
wrist

 

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

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What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !

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Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !

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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

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Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

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All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!

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Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !

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Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

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A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?" "I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then," she retorted, and slammed the window shut!

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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

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Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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