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Dentist jokes

Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my
wrist

 

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

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Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

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Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

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The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

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Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

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A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time then one day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned to watch her pass his wings fell off. When he bent over to pick them up the policemans wings fell off.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

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