Food jokes
What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it.
| Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path! |
| Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide! |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees ! |
| Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) . |
| What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now ! |
| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT? |
| Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. |
| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving." |
| Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. |
| What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare. |
| Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot. |
| When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays. |
| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste. |
| What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you! |
| Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business. |
| What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back |
| What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat ! |
| Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide. |
| How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level. |
| What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw |
