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Food jokes

What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it.

 

When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

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He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...

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Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.

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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.

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Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!

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I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

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My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.

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How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"

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Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

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Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.

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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.

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