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Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

A minister gave a talk to the

Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife
that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed
horseback
riding with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at
the shopping center and they
complimented her on the speech her
husband had made.

She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the
subject matter, as
he's only
tried it twice. The first time he
got so sore he could hardly walk, and
the
second time he fell
off."

 

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

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School Meals by R. E. Volting

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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!

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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!

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Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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Neck Exercises by G. Rarff

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The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri

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How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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