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Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE

A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

 

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.

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A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

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Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst

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Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

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What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

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A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time then one day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned to watch her pass his wings fell off. When he bent over to pick them up the policemans wings fell off.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

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Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."

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Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."

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What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

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If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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