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Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

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How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !

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What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

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Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me.

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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

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Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!

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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.

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What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.

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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

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