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Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!

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"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

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Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

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Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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