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Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).

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What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !

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Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

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Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

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