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Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
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Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

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What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

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Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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"I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"

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Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

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Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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