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Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
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How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."

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Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

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Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed. "No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!"

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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