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Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !

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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'

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How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

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What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !

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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"

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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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