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Sport jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
?
Paul gas coin !

 

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

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If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.

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A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."

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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !

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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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