Waiter jokes
Customer: This fish
isn't as good as what
I ordered here last month.
Waiter: That's funny. It's from the
same fish.
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir ! |
| Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs |
| Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean ! |
| What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy. |
| Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life |
| YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y |
| You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito! |
| yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!! |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray ! |
| If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella. |
| yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch |
| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the boy finished. |
| Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller |
| Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. |
| Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine. |
| Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green. |
| Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune ! |
| What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts |
| Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. |
