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Waiter jokes

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

 

Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

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Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!

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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.

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What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

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Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

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Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

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Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

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Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

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