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Waiter jokes

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

 

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.

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Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

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