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Waiter jokes

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

 

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.

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It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

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YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

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Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?

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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.

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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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