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Waiter jokes

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

 

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

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Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

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Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

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What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.

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Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !

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What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days

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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."

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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

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First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."

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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

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Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !

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