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Waiter jokes

Waiter: I'm sorry
I spilled a glass of
water on you.
Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

 

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !

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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

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1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !

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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift

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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

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Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !

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What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

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Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?

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How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

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